is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Sext me about skeletons
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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