yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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