Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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