why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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