She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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