idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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