What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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