Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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