Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
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