you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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