I want to stick my p in your. b.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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