That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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