Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
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