giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
Come see our sink grown plant.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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