No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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