i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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