too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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