I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I'm too high and old for this...
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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