No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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