your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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