when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
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