I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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