The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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