It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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