Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
my god I love twenty year old dicks
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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