We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
