i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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