Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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