Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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