I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
you will always have a special place in my vag
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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