This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Randomize
