Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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