I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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