you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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