For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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