Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize
