im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I smell like Dick and happiness
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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