bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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