i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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