with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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