Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
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