My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Also, beer. Big fan.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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