I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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