You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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