Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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