Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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