Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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