OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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