Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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