I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
The uberlube is also flammable
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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