Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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