We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
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