He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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