So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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