She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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