pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Vodka?
Forever.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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