Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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