I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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