I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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