I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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