He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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