A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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